Haven't Seen This Much ___ Since...

White Stripe Wedding

A statement reads: "Karen Elson and Jack White were married yesterday (June 1) on the confluence of three rivers - the Rio Negro, the Solimones and the Amazon - by a traditional shaman priest on a canoe at the exact point where the three rivers met.

When White goes weird he doens't do things by half does he? Good luck, Jack.


Denial isn't a body of water.

Lohan has dismissed eating disorder whispers, attributing her skin-and-bones bod to a loss of "baby fat," and she tells the magazine she "feels good" about her new figure because "you can fit into more things."
"... Compared to a lot of actresses my age, I'm actually overweight," the alarmingly slimmed-down teen queen tells Teen Vogue. "There are so many really, really thin girls out there."
"At the time, I was going out every night because my friends were and I thought if I wasn't going out then I was going to miss out on something," the world-weary actress explains.

A hit I'd think.

and to lead in to Herbie: Fully Loaded

Tales of trouble on the set, as Lohan allegedly called in sick on some days, dogged the production.

I think she's doing meth.

ooh and to back that up -

"Lindsay, who's currently wrapping filming on "Just My Luck" in New Orleans, also 'fesses up to some experimentation, but claims she "hated" pot and "never tried cocaine" because "I've seen my father; I've seen how it messes with families, and, you know, it [bleeps] your life up.""

At what point was smoking in the john a good idea?

A man who says he was severely burned when a portable toilet exploded after he sat down and lit a cigarette is suing a general contractor and a coal company, accusing them of negligence.

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Writer's block is your friend. It's your unconscious mind telling you that what you just wrote or are about to write is wrong—you don't believe in it or care about it, and so you can't stand the thought of writing it. Go back and reinvent the story, which may involve throwing out everything you've written up to now.

Finish the story and mail it out. Get it out of the house. After a couple of days, unmailed manuscripts start to smell and keep you from writing anything else.

---Orson Scott Card

While some people are sensitive to foods themselves, others get headaches from food additives like monosodium glutamate (MSG), an amino acid salt used for flavor and preservation, and aspartame, an artificial sweetener.

http://managingmigraines.msn.com/article.aspx?aid=14>1=6528

Well, finally a little exposure on the matter. I'm surprised even that much was published. Bloody food additive market has a lot of lobbyists that hush up this kind of thing.

More in the duh department...

But children must have access to tasty, healthy choices, stressed Van Horn: If only hot dogs are served at the baseball game, that’s what they’ll eat. Noses turn up when the only choice at the school lunch program is mushy beans.
Still, neither group ate enough fruits or vegetables, and the high amount of daily snacking and pizza was stunning, said Van Horn.
One key: Don’t forbid the foods that children find yummy, but teach balance — that there are “go foods” for every day, “slow foods” for a few times a week, and “whoa foods” to eat only once in a while.
For example, eating a healthy breakfast is important for staying fit. Unsweetened whole-grain cereal, like oatmeal, is a go-food choice. Prefer waffles or pancakes? Those are “slow foods,” perhaps for the weekend. Croissants, doughnuts or sweetened breakfast cereals are whoa foods, maybe for a holiday or vacation treat.

WHERE ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE COMING FROM?!?