Diamonds, Kilts, and Penguins

Stranger leaves diamond ring behind for a man that left his vehicle door unlocked last week. The ring has been appriased at fifteen thousand dollars. The man who found the ring in his vehicle says he'll gladly return the ring if the giver steps forward. A note left behind details, "Merry Christmas. Thank you for leaving your car door unlocked. Instead of stealing your car I gave you a present. Hopefully this will land in the hands of someone you love, for my love is gone now." Awww. :'( Well now America loves you for your generosity.

Baby Penguin kidnapped. The Amazon World zoo of England's Isle of Wight is missing one three month old baby penguin, Toga. Keepers are frantic over the bird's health as it doesn't accept food from human hands and is likely dehydrated. What a cruel thing to do, cruel to do to a human baby that still relies on the bottle and the same goes for a penguin. There is an eight thousand dollar reward for Toga's return. I refuse in this light to make a joke about the common name of that species of penguin.

Teens Can't wear Kilts- according to a Jackson, Missouri high school. Nathan Warmack pieced together a kilt and formal jacket to wear to a dance in November. He presented the idea to faculty that joked he should have something underneath, to which Nathan agreed. Night of the dance while posing for pictures, Principal McClard refused Warmack entry to the dance unless he put pants on. Needless to say, many Scottish organizations and families are stepping forward on the issue and subsequent remarks to demand apology and confront the issue.

Warmack said he’s concerned that school officials are just waiting for the situation to blow over, and that the policy won’t be changed.

“This has picked up a lot of steam,” he said, “but it hasn’t really gotten anywhere.”